The Mystery of the Itinerant Mulch

In our last installment I mused over the discovery of carpenter bees living some support beams under our deck. In this installment I shall put forward a question to the general public: Just what is causing an almost perfectly rectangular segment of mulch to disappear from the back of our house?

Actual photo of the missing mulch (last seen several weeks ago).

This is the second time the mulch has disappeared on its own without any clear sign as to why. My wife and I are understandably concerned. Not so much as to go around putting up Missing Mulch posters, but truly baffled by what could be causing it.

One possible culprit may be a hot water exhaust that's about 20 feet or so above the spot.

A possible explanation may include recent heavy rains channeled downward at rapid speed due to that fixture.

Does anyone out there have ideas? Even conspiracy theories are welcomed at this point.

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